What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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