i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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