How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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