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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

you and your family will die tonight

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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