A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Three black men were walking...

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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boo

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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