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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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