Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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