- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

a horse nibbled a baby

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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