- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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