Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

fava beans

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

420

Brad Fuller!

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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