What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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