- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

No.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Jerry.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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