Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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I'm sn otter

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Anti Joke

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