Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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No.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Jerry.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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