What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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