What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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