Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Men's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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