What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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