The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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