- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

roses are black violets are black im blind

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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