Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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penis haha

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Your Mother

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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You are Nerochan right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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