How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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