- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Dylan is gay

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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