- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

YES! EXACTLY!

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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