Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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