What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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This is not a joke or is it

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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