Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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tee hee

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Queens Park rangers

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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