Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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This is a joke setup.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Donald Trump

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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