Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

The Game.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Nicolas Cage

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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