"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

you first

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

The Game.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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