- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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