What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Autism speaks but not really

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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