- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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