A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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