- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What did the man without a tongue say...

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

One time I masturbated by myself

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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