whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Okay, one second.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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