How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Cancer

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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