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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Guess What! HI!

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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