- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats a willy? -brock

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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