A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what do u call a black man a black man

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boobs.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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