why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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religion.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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?J?o?k?e?

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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