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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

I was born.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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