- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

whats a willy? -brock

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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