Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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