What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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