if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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