Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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civil rights

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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