Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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