Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

who ever is reading this....

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

acualy is dolan

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

banana

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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