What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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