What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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this is not an anti joke

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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0 + 0 = 0

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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girls basketball

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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