Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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this is not a joke. jks

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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