A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Guess What! HI!

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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