- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's 9+10? 19

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

what do u call a black man a black man

How do you spell eight? 8

boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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