- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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