whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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?J?o?k?e?

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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butt sex

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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