- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Women's sports.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

knock knock. come in.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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