- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

fava beans

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I pooped my pants

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Chinese drivers.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Poop swing

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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