- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black man a black man

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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