Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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soccer

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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im a willy bum bum

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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