- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

The joke below is absolute shit.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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