- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The person below me is weird.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

split your ass cheek

Paper shield.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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